Hobo Dave is finally ordained by The Council of Elders!
A new journey begins as Dave casts away the shackles of his previous council. Having transcended the grind, it's time for his chosen loyal followers to venture forth and embark on a spiritual, Bull Shark fuelled adventure to help uncover the greatest mysteries of all.
Hobo Dave regrets paying his utility bills.
Hobo Dave gets mugged by Greg in a peaceful lobby
I thought you had turned a corner and started contributing to society. I’m sad to see this regression. Please, PCEO, don’t encourage this behavior. Make sure to alert the authorities if you see him acting suspicious. He’s been known to rob stores for beer money. We’ve all seen hard times. But it’s just disgusting when I’m ordering my lunch from a taco truck prior to stealing it to have to stomach the sight and smell of oo7im stumbling drunk down the street in his discolored wife beater and piss-soaked slacks. I want to try this now. Just walk/hike across the map with no car and explore. Lol. I came across you probably atleast a year ago and i ended up tagging along in my own full hobo get up. I remember rolling around in the subway for a bit, going to the hobo meet up spots, and cruising around in your emporer or tornado or whichever it was. Pretty sure i might have screenshots around somewhere. Hilarious to see youre still at it. He's just living his life, man
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